Sometimes I feel like I'm in Evangelistic Hell around you. And I'm waiting for some huge, overweight Pentecostal freak to grab me by the hair, throw me back, have a seizure and scream for an "Hallelujah!" Where is this bible-thumpin' nonsense coming from? Weren't you brought up Catholic? Aren't you suppose to quietly but manically obsess about your guilt and be done with it?
Preach this crap somewhere else. I don't believe in your God...
I AM A GOD!
Come here, drink from me, and let me show you the way to true salvation...
Have faith my friend.

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